+ The lady took a bunch of pictures of me while I was looking fierce during one of my naps. I guess all those America's Next Top Model marathons she used to watch in college paid off for one of us.
+ Almost gave myself a heart attack when the lady walked in the front door while I was sniffing around it. Was both comforted and annoyed when she picked me up and stroked my back. Mostly I was annoyed (not really).
+ Purred for 15 minutes while looking really adorable so someone would give me milk. It's too easy sometimes.
+ Used my litter box immediately after it had been cleaned three nights in a row. Tried to look really focused and in a moderate amount of discomfort so no one figures out I'm totally doing it on purpose.
+ The vacuum cleaner is Satan's helper here to destroy my life.
+ The lady gave me the yellow mesh bag from her lemons to play with. Lost my friggin' mind over it and chased it until she took it away. Spent the rest of the night plotting my revenge.